Introduction / by Trevor Noah -- Foreword / by Jon Meacham -- The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library -- Terrific history : the Trump Twitter timeline -- Masterworks. Birth of a birther ; 9/11 haters & losers ; Taco bowls ; Lyin' Ted -- The special relationship : Fox & friends & Forty-five -- Greatest battles. The second civil war ; The Bushkrieg ; The war of masculine aggression ; The battle of bullshit run ; The Diet Coke rebellion -- The nicknames -- Sad! : a retrospective -- The world according to Trump -- Trump vs. Trump -- Elements!!! of style : poetics of a president -- Masterworks II. Covfefe ; Nobody has more respect ; Composition in meme and bodyslam ; My button works ; Very stable genius -- Masterwork workshop : the making of a "very stable genius" -- Hall of retweets -- The wall -- By the numbers -- Featured collections. I'm the best ; Constructive criticism ; Like a dog ; Holiday cheer ; Wow ; Birther of a nation ; Enigmas of MAGA -- Trumpstradamus -- The jump to 280 -- Masterworks III. Phone tapp ; Due process ; Witch hunt ; Bleeding badly -- War and tweets : the real Russia investigation -- Greatest battles II. Courter's last stand ; Global warring ; The battle of K-Patz ; The problem with those people -- Verified survivors -- Melania Trump : trying to help -- Masterworks IV. Illegal voters ; Born fucked up ; Impeach for gross incompetence -- Forgery alert : "nothing to hide" -- 11 minutes -- You too can be a part of history -- On the cover : Trump crossing the Delaware -- Acknowledgments -- In memoriam : deleted but not forgotten.