Why is life never like it is in books? Nothing interesting ever happens to Rachel. She's not adopted, her parents are not alcoholics or drug addicts, and she doesn't live on a council estate. Her life is earth-shatteringly normal. This cannot go on. Something deep and life-changing has to happen ... and sometime about now would be good. Join Rachel as she sets out to make her life more interesting, befriend exotic people, and win the heart of Justin Statham ... all while channelling her own unique vintage Essex chic. Will she succeed in her quest for more tragedy in her life ... or will it just be tragic.